To keep my writing spirits high while I carry the weight of a memoir, I’ve created this little sub-section on my favorite vice: Coffee.
When I first moved to Los Angeles in 2011, I’d frequent a Starbucks down the block for my morning grinds. In line one morning, I was brewing my usual resentment of consumer hatred for those who don’t decide their order until reaching the register. Apparently, the homeless woman in front of me felt the same because she lost her shit.
“We been in line for ten minutes, and you don’t know what you want? Goddammit, I ain’t got time for this! I come here every mornin’ for my cup of dirty water and wait behind idiots like you. Fuck this!” As she stormed out and I didn’t know whether to applaud, bow, or kneel for putting voice to things I’ve only let percolate in my mind.
I like my coffee simple, a splash of half-and-half, that’s it. Brew, pour-over, pull, push whatever is fine; just keep away those syrups, sugars, and flavors. Coffee has a taste, and I like it, unless it tastes like, dirty water. A few years ago, I got tired of paying $3 for a cup of Joe from the Seattle Mud Maiden, so I started steeping at home in a French press. I’ve tried different brands, whole bean and pre-ground, but haven’t found a keeper.
Even worse than a reheated pot of day-old decaf was that I started rebuying beans I thought were gross the first time. So, this Dirty Water Diary will be where I keep notes on what I’m drinking. If you perk to Pike or cream for café as I do, please leave your recommendations in the comments.
Here’s my one rule, I want to be able to buy these at the local store: Ralphs, Sprouts, Whole Foods, etc. I know there are some AMAZING beans from around the world, but I’m not waiting for a shipment. If I run low and need some mo, then I gotta get them beans now; I’m on the go!
Bottom’s up!
Oh man, I would have applauded that homeless lady. As a black coffee drinker, I've always thought the buck should have 2 lines. One for people that just want a dang cup of coffee...and "other."
It's tough to beat the price and flavor of Starbucks French Roast from Costco. Good value, but you've gotta battle through the sample zombies at Costco.